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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired Paperback by Jack Handey (Author)

Sale price $347 Regular price $995
  • Condition: New, Open Box

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With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.

Includes daily “wisdom” such as:

“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

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